Dear friends,

people are sometimes so . . . you know.

A real life friend took a look at Deviant Art to blame me for my site,
and told me then about my new „Old Man River“ – ID :
„Oh my god, you look like Albert Einstein!“
But I DIDN‘T stuck my tongue out at that photo.
Btw, Ally Stone were a nice nickname, you know why, my nipples are hard like a stone (" a stone" is "ein stein" in german)!

Btw nickname, I promised Sulis-Minerva to tell here in a journal why my name here is Raine.
It was my nickname for long time, and that happened why my eyes were very oversensualized and when I was outside without glasses, I got tears in all my eyes (all both) when it was windy only for a little second. I looked then like I had cried like a raining cloud.
So they called me Rain, it is my shortened name (rhymes).

And, Jody, that's why we talked about "Indiana Jones and the phantom train of doom", here is the solution:
the person who touched over my hair when I was a child and said "you look like a kind little boy" was THE OTHER hero in that movie, General Paul von Lettow-Vorbeck, the Lion of German-East-Africa. I guess that was clear, because Indiana Jones is a fictive person so HE couldn't have done it.

5 years ago or so (rhymes again) my landlord told me he had seen my photo in the newspaper a day before,
and said to me „you look at that photo like Fidel Castro“.
That’s why it is shitty if you loose the cable of your electric shaver for some weeks.

Raaaaaaa, and some months ago I got a comment about a photo "you look like a cooked lobster". Though I felt very pale, I was ill and had a high blood pressure, so my face was like painted in red.

Another real-life friend (he is studying art and married just – congratulations for the baby!)
looked here though old town-magazines and shouted out after seeing a 15 year old little silly article about me:
„Oh my god, THAT was you? But, but – NOBODY is looking like that! Only Claudia Schiffer!“
That was mean, I didn’t like Claudia Schiffer and he knew it.

When I was since 5 years in the army, one day the foreign officer of the guard let me not enter the camp, that’s why he didn’t believed the person at my passport were really me. Such an idiot, he told after all in the whole town „But it was not my failure, in reality he looked like a 14 year old girl, I swear!“
Never try to enter your army camp if you not wear your uniform.

So, IF I sometimes look weird in any case, PLEASE PLEASE don’t blame me for that.
Maybe I have violet hair next week, or white (I have now some white hair between my blond hair, don’t know how this could happen), maybe I look like Ichabod Crane or like Osama Bin Laden or like Cleopatra,
but please don’t shout out „Oh my god“ then, deal?

^^ Raine (I am not me. I am me in disguise.)

Edit:
P.S.:
If you look like Barrack Obama you ARE Barrack Obama. But if you look like Hillary Clinton you are only Hillary Clinton.

Edit 2:
P.P.S.: If you look like [link] , you are me! OMG!