OMG U R a Dead Man

I don't think Artume watches you (this kind of thing is probably why) but I am going to make sure she knows you are satirizing her journal in a shameless, shameless manner. First she will want to kill you.

THEN I will point out to her that ALL of DA has been hoping that you would write a new goddam journal and that ANYTHING new here is good. That might calm her down a little. And, I will point out to her that this new journal does not contain the usual Raine Keywords of

1.) Nipples
2.) Muslim
3.) Merkel
4.) 911

That will help too. Even so, you may want to make funeral arrangements for your soon-to-be-dead ass.
But that reminds me, I saw your "I carry a spade around just in case" comment a few weeks ago, and I have to admit that both Artume and I LOL-ed at that Bit 'o Raine Wit. Wouldn't have been funny from someone else, and it shouldn't be funny...maybe it had a spell attached to it that made us laugh against our own wills. Neither of us had too hard a time imagining you digging with frenzy and then plopping down in there to wait out the last final seconds. Of course anyone passing by would ignore this completely and just step carefully around your little pit.

Well, I guess all you can do is to say a spell of protection for yourself and watch for Fireballs from the west. I still say

Your ass
Is grass
And Artume has the lawnmower (rhymes kinda)

Your disrespect has displeased The Great And Mighty Artume. Henceforth, no matter how many times you visit her (my) site, or how many kiribans you catch, you will receive no honour from Her Highness (me). Her Majesty (me again) will grant you only a blank stare:



and will leave you to wallow in your shame at having fallen from her (my) grace.
Let it be so.

~Artume, Greater Than Any Imitator

p.s.

Wow, you were lucky.

She was hardly mad at ALL. In fact I think she sounded like she was in a GOOD mood.

Do you realize that among all the insane bitchin' here on DA there is "moral outrage" over the use of the Blank Stare emoticon, and that a forum person has ranted that it no longer should be used AT ALL? Wow, talk about getting excited over small stuff. Imagine what that person is like around the house if they devote time to rage over DA emoticon use. Like if their kid spills the milk, will they just execute it? Holy moly.

So I just thought you'd like to know that your use of the controversial Blank Stare emot was taking a bold political stand on Global Issues. A courageous act in a world sadly in need of leadership. Even if the strain becomes unbearable, hold that banner of justice high and do not falter.

But also I think you wil find the uber-annoying icon of the person who complains that teh Blank Stare is "too obnoxious" to be a free ticket on the Express Train to Irony Land. ding ding ding dingdiiiing and there it goes....


DA da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
there is no place like youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Insane bitchin' here ----> [link]

um, sorry Raine but I better Blank Stare at you a little too just to stay on her good side.




'kay... maybe just one more





(just playing it safe)

Hach, Ironie und Sarkasmus sind doch was Herrlüsches.

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Die Dummheit schreit sich laut heraus.

omg "Irony and Sarcasm are what" WHAT ?
Herrlüsches, ! ? Herr Lüsches...who the hell is he? Is he a DA admin?
Raine ! she's talking about me, omg what's she saying
It's not gonna be good, I just know it. Oh you Germans always stick together

Herrlich = beautiful or nice or pretty or such.

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It's soooooooooo hard: [link]
Did you know? Chest bumping with suicide-bombers is dangerous! [link]

That is fucking INSANE. And they're taking themselves all seriously too, like, "I have to disagree with you on that point...etc. etc." Funny thing, though: the n00b (hahaha) who started that thread is now banned. That's poetic somehow. Like the crazy topping on a psycho pie.

O_o ^...