Poor Crichton.

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No really? Micheal Crichton died? Aw that sucks.

Peter Gabriel? [link]

Everyone MUST watch that video all the way through. It is the WORST Dancing By A Male In The History Of The World. And I have been waiting for a chance to post it somewhere.

Then - that fateful moment when you typed "Gabriel", I had my chance at last.

Now I only hope it is not one of those "can't been seen in Germany" videos.

OK, here my revenge!
I need no shitty dance-vid of an old unshaved idiot, that's why I'm myself one.
I like crying girls more , like these: [link]
That was the nice revenge, the horrible later.

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okay, that was random.

First - if there is a video of your "unshaved idiot" self dancing badly (or even dancing like Fred Freakin' Astaire) then WHY do you not have a link to that? Obviously I would need to see that. It is a matter of extreme importance, so get busy with that chore.

Second - that was WTF. Untill you see int eh youtube comments that the girls were crying because the song was about leaving friends or something and they were going to graduate. So they wer crying for their friends and the past, not because the guy was so amazing. Imean, wow he dodin't look like Gackt (or similar) to me, I was confused for a minute.

Third - you have to admit, that Peter Gabriel humpy dance thing was really really bad. Why would anyone NOT want to be aware of something THAT insane? omg I live for that kind of stuff. C'mon and the guy wearing the kneepads ?!
it was all SO beautifully lame..but you did't love it, huh? Oh well.

Guy, Gackt, similar? Crying girls!
But wait, when I post the second part of my revenge you will cry too.

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It's soooooooooo hard: [link]
Did you know? Chest bumping with suicide-bombers is dangerous! [link]

At first I thought maybe the girls started crying SO QUICKLY because the song or the guy was really popular ? or something like that. But he wasn't very cute or rockstar-like so I was WTF. Then i read the comments, and I understood.

If it's tears from laughing at YOU when you are dancing in a video, then that will be very nice. If it's another kind of tears... omg, do i need that? I hope it's only the one kind

LOL just to finally see The Infinite De-Mer in all his glory*, to see that you actually DO exist and are not just something I imagined, would be also cause for tears. Maybe that would be tears of total amazement, if there is such a thing.

*BTW- sometimes in America the phrase "in all his/her glory" is used to mean they are stark goddam naked. That is NOT how I mean it here. People's monitors would melt for christ's sake. No one is ready for that.

Not cute?
Hey, if I'd wanted a video about a guy that I would marry, I'd posted a video about Jaye Davidson, you see?
And, for your glory information, guys like your Peter Gabriel or that horrible german minister make me straight within 1 second. Shudders!

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It's soooooooooo hard: [link]
Did you know? Chest bumping with suicide-bombers is dangerous! [link]