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Coffee in the bucket

Fri Dec 19, 2008, 2:44 AM

Mood: Christmas Spirited
Listening to: Amyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Macdonald
Reading: much
Watching: youuuuuuuhuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Playing: with my upper lip
Eating: nope
Drinking: yup

I spent this morning to search my coffee. (OK, some damn long seconds, but it feeled like hours).
The hell knows how I could forget where I placed the silly cup.
But, hah, I found it at last in the floor.
I needed more money, so I could have an extra coffee machine in every room.
Another idea were to become president, then I would have a coffee-guard who always knows where my damn cup is hiding.

If you can't find your coffee, try it there:
[link]

If they can't find a coffee for you, ask for THIS:
[link]

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~Death-House-Doll Dec 19, 2008, 5:12:32 AM

omg - your apartment isn't that big you silly man. you should have been able to just move your head this way and that way and seen your cup right from where you sat.

btw you didn't say how old the coffee was, like if you are still picking up yesterday's dregs and drinking that out of sheer desperation.

omg part 2 -
am I here again? this is like one of those recurring dreams.....

~DasTenna Dec 19, 2008, 7:01:05 AM

Ich trinke keinen Kaffee

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Die Dummheit schreit sich laut heraus.

=tedzerds21 Dec 19, 2008, 2:12:39 PM

You could always just keep some coffee in your pocket. That's what I do, whenever I need a buzz, just stick my hand in my pocket - and tada instant caffeine fix.

But yeah it's gross. And somehow dirty too. Lol!

I'm such a pervert to Sulis, be careful or it might start happening to you!

*Selfish-Eden Dec 19, 2008, 9:17:32 PM

If I can't find my coffee, I will die!

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The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done...”
George Carlin

~BloodyVoodoo Dec 23, 2008, 8:20:05 PM

You should surgically attach the coffee maker to your upper-torso, and a cup to your forehead.

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The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real.
-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

~gryphonsshadow Dec 24, 2008, 12:26:17 AM

you should get a little beeper thing put on you mug so when you lose your coffee you just press a button and it will beep.

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*Raine-de-Mer Dec 24, 2008, 3:12:53 AM

Do you know that comic-book "Too-Much-Coffee-Man"? Like Superman, or, Supergoof . . .

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It's soooooooooo hard: [link]
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