GF: "I'm black."
Me: "What?"
GF: "I am black, and you are white."
Me: "No prob, I'm a colour-blind racist."
GF: "Good."

(I know, I know. Don't write me hundreds of notes now, in which you are telling me that black and white are no colours. I already know that.)



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