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I got one more than Obama did

Sun Jul 19, 2009, 7:49 PM

Mood: Sweet
Listening to: Marty McFly in Back to Future
Reading: Natural history of the fly
Watching: Movie The Fly
Playing: with the swatter
Eating: boiled flytrap

I got TWO flies with one strike with a swatter.
That is one more than President Barack Obama got in that TV-show.
I am doubleplusgood than the President of the United States!
Hooray for myself!

And now please all my watchers in CHORUS:
Yay for doubleplusgood flykiller Raine!

EDIT EDIT EDIT!
IMPORTANT NEWS:
If someone catch my Kiriban 30.000, I load up a foto of the doubleplusgood killed dead fucking twin-flies.

Don't drink a random trademark. Drink Red Skull!

Don't join a lame club, join:

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~sulis-minerva Jun 17, 2009, 8:26:40 AM

Why do news reporters congratulate the President for killing a fly, but they do not congratulate Raine-de-Mer on his recent marriage? Certainly this event merits world-wide attention.

Please accept my wishes for your every happiness. I congratulate you for having such a beautiful wife, and I also congratulate your beautiful wife for being the most intelligent woman in all of Germany. We can be sure that she is, because only the most intelligent woman in all of Germany would be able to properly control The Professional People Crazy Driver and to inspire him to be a good husband.

May Double-Happiness bless these Twins

*Raine-de-Mer Jun 17, 2009, 4:59:44 PM

Me and my other me thank you very much.

But we are engaged, not married yet.

btw. "control": we are free, we need not control.

That's why we will live in future in the land of the free, not in the land of control.

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It's soooooooooo hard: [link]
Did you know? Chest bumping with suicide-bombers is dangerous! [link]

~sulis-minerva Jun 17, 2009, 7:54:16 PM

Yes, you're right. I see by your new Obama image in the journal that HE is the boss.
But does this mean that she also is a Professional People Crazy Driver?

uh-oh

Raine, oh darlin' Raine - if this is some kind of elaborate joke, I will WALK across that ocean and smack you like a fly ! But if this is NOT a joke omg

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Holy shit, Raine! Holy Shit!

*Raine-de-Mer Jun 17, 2009, 8:00:49 PM

Ahhhh, you are such a lier . . . You cannot walk on water. Only Obama can. If you don't believe me, ask the media, they know everything.

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It's soooooooooo hard: [link]
Did you know? Chest bumping with suicide-bombers is dangerous! [link]

~gryphonsshadow Jun 18, 2009, 9:37:45 AM

as long as Obama doesn't accidentally choke on a pretzel I'm happy.

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WARNING removal of I-pod, CD player, piano or any other musical objects will cause colorful language.

da da da, da. da da da, da. da da da, da. BatMan!

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*Raine-de-Mer Jun 18, 2009, 3:40:21 PM

He has strawberry-lollys.

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It's soooooooooo hard: [link]
Did you know? Chest bumping with suicide-bombers is dangerous! [link]

~sulis-minerva Jun 18, 2009, 3:45:38 PM

Like this ?

[link]

*Raine-de-Mer Jun 18, 2009, 3:48:39 PM

No, I meant that lolly to suck.
Like Kojak has in the TV . . .

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It's soooooooooo hard: [link]
Did you know? Chest bumping with suicide-bombers is dangerous! [link]

~sulis-minerva Jun 18, 2009, 3:52:05 PM

You know - i had no idea what your journal was about. I had to Google "Obama" and "fly". Then I realized. Googling "Obama" and "sucker" did not seem to be a good choice.
You sure know a lot about Barack, you must love him very much